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CATS AND KITTENS–GOD’S LOVE GIFTS FROM HEAVEN

My best friend in junior high said something once that is very profound.  “Whoever doesn’t love animals is missing out on a good part of life.”  God initially created animals for our enjoyment and pleasure.  I don’t think it is necessary to love animals as much as some people do, but if you honestly don’t like them, I think a self-evaluation is in order.

Garbage Island

July 30, 2010

Our Daily Bread is hosted by Les Lamborn

READ: Genesis 1:20-28; 2:15

The waters He called Seas. And God saw that it was good. —Genesis 1:10

The other day I ran across a troubling report about people who think it is acceptable to use the ocean as a giant garbage dump. Here is an excerpt: “If you should see this amazing floating pile of plastic in the Pacific Ocean, it’s called ‘The Great Pacific Garbage Patch.’ It features three million tons of plastic debris floating in an area larger than Texas. An eye-popping 46,000 pieces of plastic float on every square mile of ocean!” Other sources estimate the amount of garbage is even bigger. Plastic is especially bad because it does not dissolve.

During our sojourn on earth, we have been charged, like Adam, with taking care of the earth and its creatures that God has given us. Genesis 2:15 says, “The Lord God took the man and put him in the garden of Eden to tend and keep it.” God delights in what He has made and this extends to the sea and all that live in it (1:10,20-21).

This world should remind us of the greatness of our Creator and serve as a springboard of praise to Him. Indifferently using it as a garbage dump mars its beauty and threatens the creatures that live here. Showing respect and caring for the land, the ocean, and the air is our duty as believers in Christ. —Dennis Fisher

For Further Study
To learn about our responsibility to care for the world God has created, read Celebrating The Wonders Of Creation online at www.discoveryseries.org/q1108

Caring for God’s creation is the believer’s duty

CATS RULE AND DOGS DROOL!!

 
Cat’s motto:  No matter what you have done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
 
Cat Logic:  The reason dogs have owners, and cats have staff, is because thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.  Cats have never forgotten this.
 
Cat Psycology:  Women and cats will do as they please.  Men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
 
FELINE PHYSICS LAWS
  
Law of cat inertia:
 
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force–such as the opening of cat food or a nearby-scurring mouse.
 
Law of cat motion:
 
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.
 
Law of cat stretching:
 
A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.
 
Law of Cat Obstruction:
 
A cat must lie on the floor in such a position to obstruct the maximum amount of human foot traffic.
 
Law of Cat Landing:
 
A cat will aways land in the softest place possible–often the mid-section of an unsuspecting, reclining human.
 
Law of Cat disinterest:
 
A cat’s interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.
 
Law of Pill rejection:
 
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
 
 
 
 

WILL CATS AND MICE LIVE IN HARMONY IN HEAVEN?

  A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, ‘You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.’ 

The cat thought for a minute and then said, ‘All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.’ 

God said, ‘Say no more.’ Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow. 
A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat. 

The mice said, ‘Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again.’ 

God answered, ‘It is done.’ All the mice had beautiful little roller skates. 

About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, ‘Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?’ 

The cat replied, ‘Oh, it is WONDERFUL I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!’